华岗四大天王

2008-01-14T23:43:00.000+08:00

HEY

GOT PPL NOE BOUT US

NEED TO RE-BLOGGING K???

Presence and Absence

2006-12-07T16:59:00.000+08:00

Just to say that I won't be at the "huan song hui" because I will be travelling to China. Hard luck man. At first I thought that it should be around the end of year, as in around Christmas, so I specially requested for the tour to be pushed forward.

人算不如天算

Haiz, it's quite disappointing to miss out on it but maybe I can make up for it by asking all the tian shens to come back next year bah.

status confirmed

2006-11-11T18:45:00.000+08:00

i can still hear the heartbeat lol

Status

2006-11-08T12:37:00.000+08:00

So is this blog "dead or alive"?

2006-11-01T20:08:00.000+08:00

yo
here quite dead
cannot
muz be more dead
so we muz keep ourself alive...
so we will b not dead
but i tought we are goin to be dead
but y we need to alive?
answer me fellows
walau
like lotr leh
fellow of ship ar??
dono wad

so ppl
holiday free rite?
wanna improve your skill in coldness?
go to www.youtube.com
and type "colbert"
n you will get the teaching resources
but tis teaching packej require a lot of american's knoledge
try to understand it
hav fun

Channel EOY

2006-10-06T14:31:00.000+08:00

Channel EOY thank you all for your support for the following docudramas for the past week:

Monday, 2nd October 2006

8am - The English Empire (Part 1)
10.45am - The English Empire (Part 2)

Tuesday, 3rd October 2006

8am - The Best of Biology (Part 1)
9am - The Best of Biology (Part 2)

Wednesday, 4th October 2006

8am - The Adventures of Chemistry (Part 1)
9am - The Adventures of Chemistry (Part 2)

Thursday, 5th October 2006

8am - The Law and Order of Physics (Part 1)
9am - The Law and Order of Physics (Part 2)

Friday, 6th October 2006

8am - The Rise of Higher Chinese
10.45am - Geopolitically Correct

Stay tuned, as we will bring you even more docudramas in the following week, including:

Monday, 9th October 2006

8am - Who Wants to be a Mathematician
10.45am - Idolisation Haunting Effect

Tuesday, 10th October 2006

8am - Who STILL Wants to be a Mathematician

Thursday, 12th October 2006

8am - The Higher Chinese Strikes Back

Remember to stay tuned to Channel EOY! We'll be right back after these commercials.

Exam

2006-10-05T17:38:00.000+08:00

As this blog is quite dead, posting this to liven the place up. Anyway everyone, how's your exam? I think for sec 4s, it had generally gone quite well though I'm not sure about the marks lor.

At the moment, there's still Chinese, IH and Math for sec 4s

Jia you!

Random

2006-09-06T16:54:00.000+08:00

Ok this is another random post.

Anyway I hoped everyone had been mugging now that about half of the September holiday is almost over. Meanwhile I will be going to Genting tomorrow, see ya.

And I realised that momo is getting more linkable than me...I wonder if I am too lousy or is it my destiny for my "padawan" to surpass me? Anyway at least this means my successor is quite boliao and not some fei guy. Lol.

the story of the sun

2006-09-02T12:19:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time, there was a sun. He came up from the east and went down in the west. The end.

MERDEKA!!!!!!!

2006-08-31T11:20:00.000+08:00

ok
after go to mc blog to blog, now i tis blog time.

MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!

y is seven times?

cos tengku abdul rahman shouted seven times when malaysia anounce Her independent. (it is not a joke.)

2006-08-27T08:46:00.000+08:00

lol, whats with all the speeches?

One must learn that its not abt speaking, its abt the words, its not abt the phrasing, its abt the content, its not abt attracting attention, its abt focusing attention.(adapted from Bulletproof Monk)

Anyway, this week was sabbaticals!!!! Damn fun~~~ but of cos, damn slack also, but not as slack as zk one. But must forgive zk la, hes disabled leh, must be considerate.

Anyway, just talked to a fren abt love. And i realised something. Sometimes, love isnt a bed of roses. Besides, there is still thorns. Sometimes, when u love someone, u just have to let her go.... And yet, u cannot let her go, because ur heart doesnt let u. Sometimes, when u love someone, and yet u cant see that someone, all u can do is think of her... and yet, when u think of her, it only makes ur heart ache even more. And worse of all, u dun have a choice whether to fall in love or not, it is ur heart that decides, not ur mind... its like, its exam time, and u shldnt get into BGRs cause u need to focus on exams, but then u meet THAT girl, and u cant help it. And love is not only abt making her happy, but its also abt wanting to be with her. Its like, to be frank la, would u rather ur gf be happy without u, or be happy with u? But then, how many of us are as lucky as br and hj? Life is sad, aint it? But then, at least u noe that shes still alive (not trying to curse anyone or what), but isnt that a blessing? Isnt it great just to know that the person u love is alive and well?

Sigh, if only life is perfect, but then, if its perfect, no1 would apprieciate it...

Sorry if i sound too philosophical XD.......

P.S. The love i refer to above is not only abt bgrs, there still brotherly love, family love and etc...

Random

2006-08-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

Hush now, the long day is past! The end is near and exams are approaching as the ninth month dies. I will mark them as my equal, but some are more equal than others...

I feared we may not hear the "Sound of Music" but the "Silence of the Lamb". Will there be a dream-catcher (Stephen King) to prick the bubble of our dream? If so, then I shall sleep no more, but haunted by the sleepy hollow.

Regards,
Linkable God

PS. If you cannot see any coherence in what's being written, it's perfectly normal. There's no hyperlink there.

RE: Speech By Lamer God

2006-08-26T13:31:00.000+08:00

Friends, Gods, Kings, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears!

I have a dream. I have a dream that 四大天王 can 上市 within these few months. Which is why we had that minor internal reshuffling. But now I think that we should put a pause to the Crap War, considering how everyone was chao bored during the battle last night. Lamers Republic will be sending an ambassador to Lamiverse soon, and I hope that we can set up diplomatic ties. Hopefully we can bury the hatchet but remember not to water the land in case it grows into a strong and healthy hatchet tree. And everyone, make sure that the Lamity Index continue to fall. Our popularity has risen significantly ever since our scientific breakthrough of getting a negative kelvin temperature by making the atoms vibrate the other way and therefore proving that temperature is vector and not scalar. This breakthrough is also beneficial for our 上市 plans in the future. 正所谓“冰冻三尺，非一日之寒”. Therefore, I urge all Tianwangs to work and and strive to bring 四大天王 to a greater height! You will be blessed by the Tianshens. And of course, do not forget to excel in your Integrated Boliao Elective of frozen, lamer, spastic and linkable.

Remember, All Men Are Boliao, But Some Are More Boliao Than Others.

本人素闻贵王从善如流，口碑甚佳，一向以大众的福利为己任。希望贵王能采纳本神的建议。谢谢。

祝
身体健康

In Laming Spirit,
The Lamer God
跛脚天神

BDAE!!!

2006-08-23T00:35:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to me....happy birthday to me....happy birthday to me....happy birthday to me.

HAHAz I am 15 liaoz cant believe it.

Anyway, for those who are feeling down, like me, you can try watching these 2 videos...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUb9s8WJ_8g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHo3NPs3ET0

hahaz bb liaoz...

Random

2006-08-22T21:22:00.000+08:00

Ok, I apologise to HP if I said anything wrong. I have no intention to hurt you or whatsoever.

Anyway I want to sorta explain why I didn't go to KAP lately for about a few weeks already. The main problem is, I need to finish off my HRP. By the day, the ultimate deadline is tomorrow I think, since Mr. Melvin will be seeing us. So, I will be mugging the whole thing by today, HOPEFULLY. Up to now 920, I finished 4 out of 8 sections of CPK. There's still some random stuff like reflection....and lit review! LOL. I'm doing my CPK before Lit review (I planned to summarise it from my CPK). At present, the total word count is around 2100 (CPK 1600, Proposal 500).

So did I miss anything much at KAP? Anyway, I don't think I can study very well there. I normally mug EOY at library. I see how it goes lah, ok?

Time is short and my line is long.

Regards,
Linkable Hyperlink (or any other nick listed there)

KAP =)

2006-08-22T19:17:00.000+08:00

lol... today went kap again.... ya, but firstly, william, dun talk abt things that u dunno, ok, i know u didnt mean anything bad, but then y did u refer to her as my crush, or crushes? I was really angry when i read that, its like, i really love her, and u just call it a crush. Its like, someone took 1 yr to design a damn zai webpage, then u say aiya, this is just a webpage. AND i will nvr betray her, so i wont have a crush, and i will never ever have crushes.

Sigh... was trying to fold stars at kap. damn zibei la, all my stars distorted one -.-". Sorry br for losing my temper at u, cause nowadays im a bit sick la, then cant sleep well, so have a really short fuse, so really sorry. And thx huijun, jasmine, kian yang and everyone else who tried to help me to fold the stars.

o ya, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINYANG. and HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BOEY!

Sigh, 8 more weeks till end of eoys.....
Sometimes, i dread the coming of the eoys, but sometimes, i cant wait for it to be over....

Life's full of irony aint it?

IMPORTANT!!!!!

2006-08-22T00:06:00.000+08:00

ok it is not important..... it is my 1st offiial got thing to say post leh!!!!! but nvn cos u all wanna noe wad is so important so i shall proceed to say the not important stuff.

lets go to the straight point:
main issue -- changing of tian wang???

hey, i do even noe about tis leh. ok. i dono also nvn. but i wanna noe leh. but nvn. i dono. but, hey i don even noe the nomination leh!!! but nvn. i will not vote. but (ok too lame).

so after saying the not important stuff, back to main point.

changing of tian wang:
seriously, i dono is there sutable ppl to take over. cos i dun even think i can lar, but nike say"just do it" so lets jus do it. changing of tianwang got some communiaction breakdown cos i don bout it, so boey, go change your phone to nokia"connecting ppl". n somore when u like me dono anything, ask me"ASK for mo".

u see ppl, changing a surounding is so tuff tat even ppl like del horno cant play at england, cannot suit area. things are all related, jus like phisycs n math, bio medical n chemistyr enegenering. so if e equation {science = phisics*bio*chem}, it means {science = engenier*math*medical = EMM = emmm, wad r u saying??? dun get it}

tat y ppl cannot jus link stuff 2gather!!!!!

so changing ppl on tian wang means link ppl 2gather. dun use hyperlink cos it is not strong enough so use nitrogen bond will link well.

FINALLY main point, best wish to new than wang, hope will work 2gather well in future, n a better future in other road to those resign tian wang.

i not link enough though..... cannot find 接班人..... WHERE IS ALL THE LIVERPOOL FAN?????

you will never walk alone.....

RESHUFFLE OF SIDATIANWANG

2006-08-20T21:26:00.000+08:00

ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL!

AFTER MANY RECONSIDERATIONS, ADVICE AND APPROVAL OF THE LAME GOD,

I, FROZEN KING, HEREBY PROCLAIM TO ALL OF THE LANDS THAT:

THE NEW LAME KING SHALL BE JONATHAN LEE JUN JIE...
THE NEW SPAS KING SHALL BE TAN JUN LIANG MARCUS...

AND THE RANKS OF THE KINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

OVERALL IN COMMAND: FROZEN KING
2ND IN COMMAND: LINKABLE KING,SPASTIC KING AND LAME KING

THIS IS the FINAL edition of the reshuffle...

PLS NOTE THIS ONLY APPLIES TO TIAN WANGS NOT TIAN SHENS....TIAN SHEN RANKS REMAIN THE SAME....

Linkable Hyperlink

2006-08-20T14:01:00.000+08:00

Aiyoh HP, dont be so sad lah.

Sometimes, such crushs (or is it crushes?) are only passing strong feeling for someone you think you may like, so you do not need to feel so sad that it did not materialise or develop into something more significant in your life.

Just like taking a bus, maybe you just need to wait for the next one after this passed.

However as always, for every passing figures, there will always be 3 other tian shen. We will be right there waiting for you.

Tianwang Official Titles

2006-08-19T17:24:00.000+08:00

The 4 official Tianwang titles are as follows:

Frozen King 冰冻天王 (10)
Lamer King 跛脚天王 (11)
Spastic King 怪览天王 (9)
Linkable King 关联天王 (8)

May the current 4 tianwangs live up to their titles =)

sigh.....

2006-08-18T21:39:00.000+08:00

sigh... since my classmates noe my blog liao, i can only whine here =( Sigh, today went kap with zk, ww and xy and her. Then its like i really really miss her but then when i see her i get tongue tied and dunno what to say to her.... then when she leaves, i always regret not doing more or not talking more to her.....

sigh... love is so tough..... it just takes too much courage sometimes.
sometimes, its just so hard to hold on, but then, i just cant let go....
ya, ppl say 大丈夫拿得起，放得下。 but then, sometimes, u just cant let go.
Just cant stop thinking abt her........... =(

Lame or not?

2006-08-17T21:05:00.000+08:00

Why not all the tian wangs display their power by writing a story/joke that's lame/spastic/cold/no-link?

Then jason will not "boey" tahan you all and we can all enjoy "world peace".

Regards,
Linkable Hyperlink

No topic

2006-08-16T22:00:00.000+08:00

Very boliao now. Supposed to study lit now, but too sian to do so. In that case, I might as well be posting on the tian wang's blog. But then I dont know what to blog now. Hmm. I think this post must be due to "arrangement of fate" (translated from...).

I wonder how many of you will feel this way. Sometimes you needa study but just do not have the mood to do so. Maybe it's a necessary evil. Without mugging, we cannot enjoy the greater beauty of life.

Oh yah. I heard momo getting more and more no-link which is probably not induced by me. But I thanks all the "external force" acting on him. I hope he can reach a equilibrium soon as I myself cant stand his "linkable hyperlink". lol

love story of br and hj book 3

2006-08-13T17:17:00.000+08:00

where were we?? oh ya! The next morning, hj, br, ewe, hp, zk went on their way to 西天....

The distance between carbon carbon double bond forest and 西天 is only 2.4km. So the gang walked there at a speed of 2.4km/hr and reached there in 1 hour. The place is covered by clouds, 伸手不见五指。hp walk walk walk and "ouch", he hit something hard. Then there is a wind and blew the clouds away. Right in front of hp is a brick wall. The wall seems to have no end and there is no way to get over the wall cause the wall is 100xbr's height.

The group stoned infront of the brick wall hoping that it would open. They stoned for 3 hours before a patrol guard came and saw them. "Hey! what are you doing here?" he asked. br replied:" we are trying to get to the buddha to ask him a few questions." The guard lagged a moment before saying:" sure!" He clapped 3 times, and a large gate appeared in front of them.

So they thanked the guard and went in. Out of the blue, there came a real fairy and lead them to a palace. They went into the palace and found buddha sitting right at the top. With many other gods at the side.

"I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU" br and company 吓到! The voice came from no where. "I AM PSYCHIC YOU STUPID!" br and gang are still cluless. Then they saw buddha open his mouth and said: "THATS ME, BIRD BRAINS" So now they know that the voice came from buddha. Just when br is about to ask buddha,"YOU DO NOT NEED TO SAY ANYTHING, I KNOW WHAT YOU COME FOR. THE KEY TO DEFEAT VOLDEMORT IS LOVE. GOOD LUCK! AND DUN BOTHER ME AGAIN!" whoosh! all the gods were gone and br and company were back at carbon carbon double bond forest.

So once again, br and friends were back at carbon carbon double bond forest. What does the buddha mean when he says love? How are br and his gang defeat lord voldemort? Find out in the next and final episode of love story of br and hj.

2006-08-13T08:29:00.000+08:00

ya... decided to post this in response to william's post...

Firstly, in response to william post...

Atoms and humans link a bit DUO.... atoms final target is to achieve a stable octet structure, in other words to fulfill their own dreams, but humans aim is not to fulfill their dreams thru bonding, but rather, finding that special someone that ur willing to do anything for. And atoms depend on rate of frequent collison, but for humans, it depends on whether u want to take that chance... Besides, atoms and humans do not 'DESPERATELY' want to bond with others.

Also, i dun believe in fatalism, where u think that everything is beyond u control and that your every action is already predetermined by circumstances... I believe in liberalism, where everyone has the power, the right to exercise their power over choices, even though the choices might not be exactly free due to sircumstances, there is after all a CHOICE.

And ya, i agree, even though there might be someone u might not live without, u still cannot leave ur studies unattended.... BUT how do u noe the time is not ripe? Sometimes, if u really want to do something, u just have to take that punge....

I guess been a noble gas can be good or bad.... it depends on ur perspective.... i guess what i feel might not be the way others feel, but i still think that a noble gas will never be as noble as before when he or she finds his/her other half.....

(9 days and counting.....)

Friends

2006-08-12T22:47:00.000+08:00

What are friends? What are true friends? What are best friends? How many true friends do you actually have then?

A friend may seem concernced about you at all times. But is he/she necessary a true friend? This world is a deceiving one. There are simply too many devious people out there in the world who seem like true friends but eventually 'backstab' you. Perhaps you may have hang out with someone for a long time and consider him/her your best pal, but does that necessitate to him/her being a true friend? Devious people don't show their true colors easily. The may stay close to your for some unknown reasons, some to take advantage of you, some who act as magnets and try to get as many friends a possible, some become your friends just because you are popular, and many many others.

True friends are indeed rare. Such friends may seem to be the least concerned and have the least empathy, but this is because the feelings are so real that they can't express it. They don't pretend to be concerned when you are feeling unhappy or be happy too when you are happy. They may do unexplainable things to you that may seem like 'backstabbing' you, but ultimately they are the ones who do such things for a real reason, being that they are truly concerned about you.

When you feel that a friend is being unfair or have 'backstab' you, don't swiftly label him as a 'traitor' on the instance. Take time and think twice, he/she may be doing it truly for you. On the other hand, if someone has done something which benfitted you, don't be too satisfied to the extent of immediately label him/her as a true friend. Think thrice, many people are simply too fake. These are the people you should wary of.

True friends are the rarest but most wonderful thing in the world. But only how many of them are around? They are an endangered species!

Nobel gas and diatomic molecules

2006-08-12T14:33:00.000+08:00

Sometimes atoms with only one valence electrons try to bond desperately with other atom to form stable compound, by having a complete valence shell or attaining octet electronic configuration. However, the frequency of effective collision may not be enough to let the atoms meet the particles they want.

这是命运的安排. (Btw HP, does this sounds like fatalism?)

So my advice to all these free radicals would be to just relax as you have more important things ahead like year-end examination and ACE [or an overdue HRP for me :(]. The time is not ripe, so wait for the right moment.

Sometimes, it's better to be a nobel gas. The best and the worst thing about it, is that you are alone. However with the tian wang and tian shen by our side, alone does not mean lone(ly).

PS: If this post sounds no-link to you, it's ok. It's meant to be that way.

2006-08-10T08:12:00.000+08:00

lol..... i think this blog becoming more and more like boey's personal blog lol.......

Anyway, to prevent boey from dominating the posts, i shall also post something =)

today is post national day 'holiday' lol......... but still have so much hw to pia =(... so this post cannot be too long..

Thats all =)

lol, 无字天书 =)

p.s. why would boey need a jacket? i thought hes frozen alrdy??????

The second post of the Throne of the Frozen Proedian

2006-08-09T22:47:00.000+08:00

HI PPL...IT IS NATIONAL DAY TODAY.......WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaz

sorry for being so hyper....

anyway...

woke up like 11 am todae then went to had a mass family NATIONAL DAY BRUNCH....(with my family of course)....then bo liao eat until 1pm... LOLz...

after that went to have a hair cut...now i look like...dunnowad lar but i think it shld look okay...LOLz

then went to buy some winterwear for my china trip this end of year ( heard it will be quite cold)...anyway....bought 2 jackets...funky yellow and subtle blue....just to balance each other to obtain NEW BALANCE....DUO LINKS.......

after that went home to watch the NATIONAL DAY PARADE.......so coolz lor.....

haha

then an incident happened....( i dunno whether i shld be happy or sad) but anyway She told me that we should be just friends....hm....i think that marks an end for a love story that never started...talking bout stories....i think i should go back to mug liaoz...( not storybooks but textbooks) ....time i stop fascinating bout a love life cus THAT APPARENTLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME....haha my 'father' and 'mother' so lucky to have each other....

i shall continue to 出家当和尚...like wad happen before i even met Her...haha

think i m getting 语无伦次 liaoz...better concentrate more on my studies...

shall continue walking on my lonely road called Life, after a companion whom i thought would follow me left me to walk Her own path....now i am alone and SINGLE (if that is a good thing)[wink wink...]

The post of the Throne of the Frozen ProEdian

2006-08-08T23:59:00.000+08:00

今天是农历七月十五日...也是所谓的: '鬼节'. 昨天是我农历的生日, 农历七月十四日, 是广东人拜祭祖先的日子.所以昨天是他们的鬼节...我的真的爸爸是广东人...所以说我出生的那一天 a bit 幸运... 说到生日...我要对我的 "EZ- Link" 谟谟说一声 "生日快乐" 虽然有一点点地迟但我的诚意还在.

Time to post in English to show how bicultural and bilingual i am.....LOLz

anyway...early "happy birthday' to Augustine also....( 13 august= his bdae....)

Will you all remember my birthday too...If you wonder when is it...just add 10 days to Aug's....

Today. As stated earlier is the 'Hungry Ghost Festival'....and also 1507 in the Lunar Calender. But anyway, I went to school today to help up in Mrs Janey Sim in her balloon stall. HAHA...had so much fun scultpting dogs, giraffes, and flowers (keep spaming them since they are the only things i know...LOLz). The National Day Carnival was totally better than last year's and I have to thank the Organising Secretary of the event, LI XIAO YAO...special mentions to him for working so hard for this event after i step down as OS for the event last term due to my BAO MSG.....anyway thanks xiao yao....

Also...I went to Beauty World MacDonalds to crap around with everybody...namely: HP, BR, HJ, ZH, MX, JT, BW and Crystal (Hui Jun's Friend)...actually i was looking forward to Her to come too but She had already sent me a SMS after i invited Her to join us yesterday. She will be going out with her own friends. So anyway, I made a balloon flower for Her, wishing that She may change her mind and turn up at Macdonalds...but i think that was my own wishful thinking...haiz...the flower went to my real mum anyway...as her belated mothers day present....LOVE YOU MUM!!!!!!!! (BOTH of them)...LOLz...

a private message to Her: The image of You still lingers in my mind...Will You think of me too?

signing off.... the Throne of the Frozen ProEdian

MA story

2006-08-07T21:46:00.000+08:00

记得那一晚，我独自一个人走到坟场，看到四朵花。我不禁想起小时候的我。记得年少时，我经常和我家小狗冲凉。还记得每次，我家的狗在四朵花旁边发狗疯。它的尾巴一直在掉毛，我看了心如刀割。我把所有的毛捡起来，放在房间黑暗的角落里。每当我打喷嚏的时候，我都会想起角落里那一撮亲爱的狗尾毛。它的那条尾巴现在在它屁股上，已经没毛了，只剩下骨头。原来它患上没毛症。我为它感到非常难过。二十七年后，狗死了，我痛哭了三天，并把它埋在后院里。我却把墓碑放在坟场里。我每天都会去分厂看那个墓碑。第二次到坟场是在昨天。我种下三颗种子，但长出四朵花，我非常惊讶。现在是七月……

作者：叶家润、杨政航、谢惠君、温博睿、黄沛、黄文威

Animalia!!!

2006-08-05T23:16:00.000+08:00

Animals are such amazing creatures.

When you deionize a Sea Lion, you get a Seal.

When you make the head of the Bear more electronegative than its tail, you get a Polar Bear.

You always wonder where to choke a giraffe.

When you cross breed a Tiger and a Jay, you get a JTIGER.

You never realise that the tail of a Kangaroo looks so similar to the head of a Rooster.

One Ox, many Oxen. One Chick, many Chicken.

When a polar bear fights with a penguin, you may think that the polar bear would win, since it has a size advantage over the penguin. But let me tell you that you're totally wrong! A polar bear can never fight a penguin, as a polar bear lives in the North Pole, while the penguin can only be found in the South Pole!!

And the all-time favourte question of the century...

先有鸡还是先有蛋？

The answer is obvious... OF COURSE 先有鸡才有蛋！Why? Because got 鸡蛋 but don't have 蛋鸡！

love story of br and hj book 2

2006-07-29T10:42:00.000+08:00

previously on love story of hj and br:

All of a sudden, 4 arrows flew past br and killed all the mask riders. br turned around and saw a female archer.......

The injured br fainted due to loss of blood. When he awoke, he found himself in a garden full of lvl 2 pidgeys and ratatta. "What in the world am I doing here?? Am I in heaven??" he thought. Br tried to prove himself right so he walked around the place searching for allah, buddha and jesus. But he couldn't find any of them.

Just then..." I see you have awaken" br turned around and saw a familiar face with a tray of food but he can't remember where he had seen that face. "ermm.....I expected you to be awake by now so I brought you some breakfast in case you are hungry." said that person. Br's mind is in a blank now so he just spilled out everything he thought: "huh?? excuse miss fairy, what am I doing here?? I think you look kinda familiar but I dun recall where I've seen you before, so how long have you been dead??"

The supposed-to-be-fairy dropped the tray and rolled on the floor laughing. Br is very puzzled but he find the supposed-to-be-fairy rolling on the floor rather cute so he continued to watch. When the supposed-to-be-fairy finally managed to stand up, br thought that he saw a giant tomato. "ermm....I am kinda lost here so can you answer my question?" asked br again. The supposed-to-be-fairy stopped laughing and answered: "first of all, you are not dead. And I am the one who saved you and your friends from those mask riders."

Then br suddenly remembered everything...so this supposed-to-be-fairy is actually the female archer who saved him. " So...my friends are alright then??" asked br. "Yup! they are indeed" answered the archer.

So now br 安心 a bit liao then started chating with the female archer..... So the name of the female archer is called hj and she is the daughter of the elder of carbon carbon double bond forest. It seems that the dark forces have lots of activities near this region recently so hj and other people are constantly scouting around the area for any activities of the dark forces and it was during one of her scouting duties when she heard some noise and found br and company.

Later, hj and br went to tour around the forest and when they bypassed a small stream, they saw hp talking with a girl by the bank. Hj said the girl is called ewe. So hj and br dun wanna be electricuted so they walked another way. Then they saw zk practicing kong fu on a big leaf. They waved and walked away. hj and br strolled along the small roads, climbed the tree trunks and played on the big leaves.

Times flies when they are enjoying it. At night, the elder called for br and his companies.

elder:"The time of darkness has come. Sooner or later voldemort will send his dark forces to conquer the whole of middle earth. You must get to 西天 quickly before voldemort managed to gather enough forces to conquer middle earth."
br:"I couldn't agree more!"
elder:" there is a short cut to 西天 from here. Tmr morning I will ask hj and ewe to guide you there. And I hope you will bring them with you on your journey for they will be of great help."
br:" dun worry elder, I will take care of hj for you."
hp:" And I will take good care of ewe"
zk:" And I will make sure that they keep their promises."
elder:" It is my pleasure to help you. you may go back to your rooms now. good night."

So the 3 heroes went back to their rooms and had a great rest.

The next morning, hj, br, ewe, hp, zk went on their way to 西天 (author's notes: sounds like they died already leh).

Next episode: what will our friends encounter in 西天?? stayed tuned for the next episode of the love story of hj and br......

family tree revise version

2006-07-28T23:51:00.000+08:00

i hope after reading the e-mail that i send out, sidatianwang blog user are able to understand. if not, ask me personally.

once again, realy thank you all for be so understanding... thanks a lot!!!!

new version:
link to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/moxiang/untitled.jpg

ok guys?

counter jian kai speech

2006-07-25T17:54:00.000+08:00

I am gathering all representatives from the Lame world to discuss the threat of Jian Kai and how our world should fight it. By meeting here in the Frozen Kingdom, which has itself recently fallen victim to horrendous acts of Jian Kai's violence.

On the 24th of July 2006, Ong Jian Kai has humiliated the Frozen God and Goddess by spreading classified information of the Frozen God and Goddess to the dark forces. His actions is a sign of betrayal to the world itself and it sends out a powerful message: Jian Kai is a threat to all lame countries, and anathema to all faiths.

All citizens must make clear that no cause what so ever justifies the targeting of the Frozen God and Frozen Goddess. It is a necessary part of efforts to protect our gods from the kinds of atrocities we have seen here. Kings throughout the lame world must therefore make sure that their voices of condemnation of Jian Kai are clearly heard both at home and abroad.

I believe all kingdoms should work together to enact a comprehensive anti-jiankai convention, based on a definition of jiankaism that makes clear that any targeting of gods or civilians is wrong. Let Jian Kai hear the same message from kingdoms everywhere: We denounce your crimes. We will work together to fight you at every turn. And we will build a world of law and right in which jiankaism has no appeal, and no place.

edited a bit from kofi's speech. lol

love story of br and hj book 1

2006-07-19T19:58:00.000+08:00

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, lord voldemort killed darth vader and continued his quest for power to conquer the whole of middle earth. br and his friends, hp and zk, is on the journey to xi tian to attain the great power to defeat lord voldemort...........

hp: i very tired leh
zk: ya lor. walk so fast for wad?? you not going to flag raising wad....
br: u walk so slow, my tortise also walk faster than u la

Then suddenly.." identify urself human!"

br looked up and saw elf william the second.

br:Hi, I'm br
zk:I'm zk
hp:and u can call me hp
"together, we r BZP"

william:" humans r not welcomed in this place. I challenge u to a shaolin showdown"

br: go zidane!
william: materrazi, i choose u!
br: sure. zidane use headbutt
materrazi fainted. zidane gained 5000exp. zidane grow to lvl 16.
wad?? zidane is evolving???
den den den den................zidane evolve to zhadan!!!!
zhadan explodes and disappeared with the wind.

william is defeated and ran away.

voldemort and sauron went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. voldemort killed sauron with the pail and became the king of mordor.

mean while, br and his friends r sleeping under a big tree. Suddenly, 7 mask riders arrived and attacked br and his friends. br and his friends each killed one rider. But there were 4 more. br and his friends were out numbered. 1 mask rider injured br with his knife and knocked zk and hp out. so the injured br is fighting 4 masked riders now. All of a sudden, 4 arrows flew past br and killed all the mask riders. br turned around and saw a female archer.......

who is this female archer?? find out in the next episode of the love story of br and hj......

My First Post

2006-07-16T20:32:00.000+08:00

1) My first blogger post since 030506!!

2) The family tree link duo1!

3) Guys, if you have somehow in one way or another got hold of the programme booklet of xinyunxinyun, go to the last page, and under dao4 ju4 zu3, my surname has been typed as yang2. Looks like i'm destined to be the son of zhou kang... (For the those who may not know, my real surname is chen2.)

大喜事

2006-07-14T22:49:00.000+08:00

THE TRUTH IS NOW OUT!!!!

The frozen throne has found his wife, the frozen bench. Together, they have produced the heir to the line of the the frozen throne, who unfortunately did not inherit his father's tall genes.

Also, i would like to take this chance to congrat the following ppl:
kiwi and moon guitar
fake guy and baox
disc jockey and crystal maiden
18 elephants and gangster
momo and family members
lagger and dao-niang

Prelude (edited verison)

2006-07-14T22:10:00.000+08:00

Prelude

Once upon a time, in a space entity far, far away, an entire universe lays on the brink of destruction. The very existance of the civilisation is threatened by the War of Chaos that wrecked havoc across the galaxy.

However, amdist the destruction and chaos, two groups rose. One the Jedi, the other the Sith. The Jedi, who lead the Alliance, wield the very force of ice and coldness strife against the fiery menace of the Sith, who lead the Dark Forces.

Yet the end that the Jedi has been seeking draws near. Rumours of a prophecy, a prophecy of peace and love has been made by the all knowing Merlin, who said

"Within the ranks of the rising members, four shall rise. They shall claim their rightful seats and draw upon the power of the seats to stop the Sith. Among them, three shall be long lost sworn brothers, who will be reunited to fight the Sith once more. The quartet shall be predestined to meet at the sacred drama centre as the seventh month dies. Together, they will unite under the leadership of the one who shall claim the seat of the Frozen Throne and bring balance to the universe and stop the global warming cause by the Sith."

~fast forward to july 2003~

Together, with their united strength, they strifed against the dark powers of the Sith, and finally after decades of long and weary battles, they capture the One Ring, the one ring to rule them all, the one source of the Sith's power. The quartet drew upon their innermost strenght and froze the ring into the very aegis of time, causing its evil to be trapped within the timeless dimension.

After the power of the dark Sith has been broken, the quartet assumed their rightful seats in the halls of Narina. In the center (10), seats the leader, the middle of the three sworn brothers, Borui, the Frozen Throne, the high king. On his left (11), seats his left hand man, the eldest of the three sworn brothers, Zhou Kang, the Lamers' Chair. On his right(9), seats his right hand man, the youngest of the three sworn brothers, Hp Invent, the Spastic Chair. And at the extreme right(8), seats the last of the quartet, the one whos presence completes the quartet, Wei Ming, the Linkable stool.

Together, they lead the ranks of the unbeatable huagang army. Under Bo rui's command are the elite frozen troopers who have the unique ability to freeze any opponent. Under Zhou Kang's command are the specialised laming troopers whose amazing marksmanship allow them to make any target lame on sight. Under Hp invent's command are the specialised technology troops who are able to make any target burst into uncontrollable spasms. And under Wei Ming's command are the communication specialists who are able to link up with any ally anywhere.

~fast forward to july 2006~

Yet, even the masters of the powers of ice cannot defy the flow of time. As they grow old and weak, the Sith struggles to regain its strength. Now, the time draws near for them to choose their successors from their armies. Yet as the all-binding Jedi code reminds us, there would be no parting of the ways as the quartet would never ever leave.

There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no flame, there is ice.
There is no darkness, there is light.
There is no fire, there is snow.
There is no heat, there is cold.

Hwagang will not leave us, even without our physical presence. Yet the moment has arrived for the seats themselves to choose the heirs who can draw upon their very power and stop the rise of the Sith, it is time for the seats to choose those that will take up "the challenge of this never-ending battle".

It is predestined. The heirs were choosen and marked before birth. While the first marked proed failed to rise to his position within the quartet, the next marked ones were on proed, to ensure the balance of the universe.

Done by: Huang Pei

Prelude

2006-07-11T21:30:00.000+08:00

Prelude

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the War of Chaos wreak havoc upon the plains of Azeroth, savaging vulnerable lifes and causing immense devastation in all corners of the desolate planet. The reign of chaos caused the simmering strife and tension between the Jedi and the Sith finally becoming a full-fledged struggle over the control over of the planet.

Yet the end is near.

There has been whispers about the prophecy made by the all-knowing Merlin, who said that a quartet, who can draw the magical sword together from a spell-bound stone slab, will rule the kingdom, restoring order and “bringing the balance to the force”. The Frozen Throne approaches “as the seventh month dies”.

After casting the evil emperor Palpatine into Mount Doom, "in the land of Mordor where the shadow lies", the dark force would be destroyed once and for all so that we can live happily ever after.

Yet as wheel of time continues its eternal forward movement ever remindful of the transience of life and everything else, their reign would soon come to an end. Yet as the all-binding Jedi code reminds us, there would be no parting of the ways as the quartet would never ever leave.

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the force.

Hwagang will not leave us, even without our physical presence. Yet the moment has arrived for the quartet to “mark their successor as their equal” bringing the kingdom to greater height.

The end is near.

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2006-07-11T20:51:00.000+08:00

(this is a testing post)